Sunday, February 1, 2015

Silly Sayings of the Prophet Muhammad

The scope of this paper is to show how the Prophet of Hajj Allah went about in his daily life instructing his followers. It’s amazing how Muslims want us to follow Muhammad claiming that he was the seal of prophets. But when you look at his character compared to Jesus we see that Christ is the best example.   Mohammad’s teachings are found in the Hadith. Next to the Quran, the Hadith, especially Bukhari is viewed as inspired. The purpose here is to show you just how the prophet of Hajj Allah acted and instructed. Some of these teachings will shock you, and some will amuse you and some will have you shaking your head. We will see if Muhammad and his teachings were truly inspired.

Muhammad and Medicine and Urine?


Volume 1, Book 4, Number 215:

     Narrated Ibn 'Abbas:

Once the Prophet, while passing through one of the grave-yards of Medina or Mecca heard the voices of two persons who were being tortured in their graves. The Prophet said, "These two persons are being tortured not for a major sin (to avoid)." The Prophet then added, "Yes! (they are being tortured for a major sin). Indeed, one of them never saved himself from being soiled with his urine while the other used to go about with calumnies (to make enmiy between friends). The Prophet then asked for a green leaf of a date-palm tree, broke it into two pieces and put one on each grave. On being asked why he had done so, he replied, "I hope that their torture might be lessened, till these get dried."  Volume 1, Book 4, Number 217:

Now one must wonder, how could a bladder problem cause a person to be tortured?  That means that all people who have natural bladder problems and deficiencies will be tortured after death!! This is amazing because according to the seal of prophets it is a major sin to wet your pants!! What if a kid who wasn’t potty trained died early? According to the prophet of Hajj Allah, he would be tortured in his grave!!!  The only place where someone is tortured in their grave or in the afterlife in Islam as well as Judeo-Christianity is Hell!!!

Drinking Camel’s Urine will make you healthy??


Volume 1, Book 4, Number 234:

     Narrated Abu Qilaba:

Anas said, "Some people of 'Ukl or 'Uraina tribe came to Medina and its climate did not suit them. So the Prophet ordered them to go to the herd of (Milch) camels and to drink their milk and urine (as a medicine). So they went as directed and after they became healthy, they killed the shepherd of the Prophet and drove away all the camels. The news reached the Prophet early in the morning and he sent (men) in their pursuit and they were captured and brought at noon. He then ordered to cut their hands and feet (and it was done), and their eyes were branded with heated pieces of iron, They were put in 'Al-Harra' and when they asked for water, no water was given to them." Abu Qilaba said, "Those people committed theft and murder, became infidels after embracing Islam and fought against Allah and His Apostle ."

Volume 2, Book 24, Number 577:

     Narrated Anas:

Some people from 'Uraina tribe came to Medina and its climate did not suit them, so Allah's Apostle (p.b.u.h) allowed them to go to the herd of camels (given as Zakat) and they drank their milk and urine (as medicine) but they killed the shepherd and drove away all the camels. So Allah's Apostle sent (men) in their pursuit to catch them, and they were brought, and he had their hands and feet cut, and their eyes were branded with heated pieces of iron and they were left in the Harra (a stony place at Medina) biting the stones.

The prophet of Hajj Allah doesn’t want you to wet your pants but he tells you to go and drink camel urine!!! Look how these guys acted after drinking the urine of the camel, as prescribed by Doctor Muhammad.  They became so mentally crazy until they went and killed the Prophet’s Shepard and drove away his camels!! Urine as a medicine remedy? Since Muslims follow the teachings us Muhammad surely then if they become sick and can’t find medicine they must drink camel urine??? Beware of all hospitals in Islamic countries!!! Anybody will probably go insane if they drunk camel urine like these men!!! Look at Muhammad’s punishment for them, “cutting their hands and feet along with blinding them”! He was the one that prescribed the Urine remedy for them!!! I wonder would any modern Muslim drink camel urine as a medical remedy? The bible never told us to do this!! Urine on your clothes will bring punishment from Hajj Allah, (little kids as well) and then Muhammad the prophet of Allah tells us that in order to feel better you have to drink camel urine!!! It seems like Hajj Allah cares more about animal urine (note it is used as medicine) compared to human beings (including kids and people with bladder problem) who mistakenly urinate on themselves.  I guess Muhammad never made this mistake ever in his life even as a kid!!! Does God inspire this? Surely can’t be.

Volume 1, Book 4, Number 239:

     Narrated Abu Huraira:

Allah's Apostle said, "We (Muslims) are the last (people to come in the world) but (will be) the foremost (on the Day of Resurrection)." The same narrator told that the Prophet had said, "You should not pass urine in stagnant water which is not flowing then (you may need to) wash in it."

Unbelievable!!! Doctor Muhammad in his great wisdom instructs us that after urinating in water we could bath in it!!! Urine isn’t clean, it is a waste produced naturally by the human body, why would someone want to wash him or herself in urinated water?  Even in flowing water the smell and the filth takes time to leave!!! This is starch barbarianism!! Is this how we want the world to be!! Follow Islam, drink Urine and then bath in it!!! Also don’t forget to make sure that your toddler doesn’t die young or Hajj Allah will allow him or her to be tortured in their grave!! Here is more medicine from Doctor Muhammad, prophet of Hajj Allah.

Where does Fever come from?

Volume 7, Book 71, Number 621:

     Narrated 'Aisha:

The Prophet said, "Fever is from the heat of Hell, so abate fever with water."

If fever is from the heat of hell, then where does it come from if you were an astronaut in space or if you lived in Siberia, heck, even Chicago, (my hometown) in the winter? Is the heat of Hell unfelt in the wintertime, the period of most colds? Muhammad mentioned this erroneous fact because he lived in the hot desert of Saudi Arabia so he believed that hell inspired fever!!! This should be a note to all; Islam is nothing but 7th century barbarianism.  In the O.T. of Leviticus you have tons of medical proven laws dealing with the body that is still practical today, but Doctor Muhammad wants us to drink camel urine and believe that fever comes from hell!!! A fever is a natural ailment that comes with some sicknesses and head colds if God inspired the so-called seal of prophets, why would he make such a silly statement like this? Here is more:

A filthy fly is a cure?

Volume 4, Book 54, Number 537:

     Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet said "If a house fly falls in the drink of anyone of you, he should dip it (in the drink), for one of its wings has a disease and the other has the cure for the disease."

This is very odd, we know today that a fly is one of God’s creatures that carry many types of germs, filth and diseases!! The fly’s purpose is to keep the earth clean by eating away waste, etc.  Nobody in their right mind would say that a fly’s wing is a cure for disease.  Please show this quote to those who love to talk about science in the Quran, I’m sure that they will love this. What does a fly and the prophet of Hajj Allah have in common? They both like urine (especially camel urine) it seems. This shocking because we find no such sayings in the Bible, but how come a man 6 centuries later came and prescribed these weird remedies? Muhammad’s fiasco with Gabriel the Jinn seemed to have altered his way of thinking. He claims that a fly in your drink is the cure for a disease, when they carry diseases themselves (note Malaria is a common disease in 3rd world countries and is spread by flies among other insects) but yet you can’t even breathe in your own drinking utensil!! Read:

Volume 1, Book 4, Number 155:

     Narrated Abu Qatada:

Allah's Apostle said, "Whenever anyone of you drinks water, he should not breathe in the drinking utensil, and whenever anyone of you goes to a lavatory, he should neither touch his penis nor clean his private parts with his right hand."


Volume 1, Book 4, Number 156:

     Narrated Abu Qatada:

The Prophet said, "Whenever anyone of you makes water he should not hold his penis or clean his private parts with his right hand. (And while drinking) one should not breathe in the drinking utensil ."

Breathing in your own cup is wrong but having a fly fall in it is right? How twisted. Also note how you aren’t even supposed to touch your private parts with your right hand. What if your left hand was cut off or it was rendered useless by a birth defect etc.? Apparently then you must not clean it at all!!!! Are these practices by Doctor Muhammad practical for any generation? It doesn’t seem like it. But yet Muslims fight and die to the death to spread the word of a man who authorized drinking camel urine!!!

Volume 2, Book 18, Number 150:

     Narrated Abu Bakra:

We were with Allah's Apostle when the sun eclipsed. Allah's Apostle stood up dragging his cloak till he entered the Mosque. He led us in a two-Rakat prayer till the sun (eclipse) had cleared. Then the Prophet (p.b.u.h) said, "The sun and the moon do not eclipse because of someone's death. So whenever you see these eclipses pray and invoke (Allah) till the eclipse is over."

Notice the superstition of Doctor Muhammad, we have no objections to praying but it clearly shows that Hajj Allah’s prophet was scared of normal eclipses. This Hadith later confirms this:

Volume 2, Book 18, Number 158:

     Narrated Abu Bakra:

Allah's Apostle said: "The sun and the moon are two signs amongst the signs of Allah and they do not eclipse because of the death of someone but Allah frightens His devotees with them."

This is utterly superstitious because Eclipses are natural occurrences in God’s universe. Why would someone want to serve a god that frightens his own devotees? It’s amazing how Allah and Satan seem to do the same thing I wonder why? Also what is the purpose for doing this to your own followers? Nothing, except Muhammad was superstitious unlike any of the Biblical prophets and following pagan Hajj Allah couldn’t help either. 

Eternal Security through Islam?



We know that Muslims love to tell us to come to the light of Islam, but why? Especially since there is no assurance of salvation, even for the prophet of Hajj Allah himself, read:

Volume 5, Book 58, Number 266:

     Narrated 'Um al-'Ala:

An Ansari woman who gave the pledge of allegiance to the Prophet that the Ansar drew lots concerning the dwelling of the Emigrants. 'Uthman bin Maz'un was decided to dwell with them (i.e. Um al-'Ala's family), 'Uthman fell ill and I nursed him till he died, and we covered him with his clothes. Then the Prophet came to us and I  (addressing the dead body) said, "O Abu As-Sa'ib, may Allah's Mercy be on you! I bear witness that Allah has honored you." On that the Prophet said, "How do you know that Allah has honored him?" I replied, "I do not know. May my father and my mother be sacrificed for you, O Allah's Apostle! But who else is worthy of it (if not 'Uthman)?" He said, "As to him, by Allah, death has overtaken him, and I hope the best for him. By Allah, though I am the Apostle of Allah, yet I do not know what Allah will do to me," By Allah, I will never assert the piety of anyone after him. That made me sad, and when I slept I saw in a dream a flowing stream for 'Uthman bin Maz'un. I went to Allah's Apostle and told him of it. He remarked, "That symbolizes his (good) deeds."

That says it all, Muhammad preached the word of Hajj Allah and was visited constantly by Gabriel the Jinn, but yet after being the so-called Seal of Prophets, he didn’t even know that he was to go either to heaven nor hell!!!! Since this is clearly the case, then why do Muslims tell us to follow Islam? Because we are guaranteed Salvation? Please!! Muhammad lived, ate, and breathed Hajj Allah with the Quran coming only through him, but yet after all these verses (including the ones of Satan as well as the other abrogated verses) he wasn’t even assured of seeing heaven!!! Let that be a note to all non-Muslims, our Islamic buddies aren’t guaranteed salvation unlike their fellow “people of the book”!! You don’t see this indecisiveness in the Bible. No wonder why Muslims say it is corrupted. If everybody was unsure of going to heaven then they will claim that this is Hajj Allah’s word. Remember only Satan leaves his followers in the dark, much like Hajj Allah. See the similarities? Yes. Here is more:

Don’t cry for a lost love one?

Volume 2, Book 23, Number 375:

     Narrated 'Abdullah bin 'Ubaidullah bin Abi Mulaika:

One of the daughters of 'Uthman died at Mecca. We went to attend her funeral procession. Ibn 'Umar and Ibn Abbas were also present. I sat in between them (or said, I sat beside one of them. Then a man came and sat beside me.) 'Abdullah bin 'Umar said to 'Amr bin 'Uthman, "Will you not prohibit crying as Allah's Apostle has said, 'The dead person is tortured by the crying of his relatives.?" Ibn Abbas said, "Umar used to say so." Then he added narrating, "I accompanied Umar on a journey from Mecca till we reached Al-Baida. There he saw some travelers in the shade of a Samura (A kind of forest tree). He said (to me), "Go and see who those travelers are." So I went and saw that one of them was Suhaib. I told this to 'Umar who then asked me to call him. So I went back to Suhaib and said to him, "Depart and follow the chief of the faithful believers." Later, when 'Umar was stabbed, Suhaib came in weeping and saying, "O my brother, O my friend!" (on this 'Umar said to him, "O Suhaib! Are you weeping for me while the Prophet said, "The dead person is punished by some of the weeping of his relatives?" Ibn Abbas added, "When 'Umar died I told all this to Aisha and she said, 'May Allah be merciful to Umar. By Allah, Allah's Apostle did not say that a believer is punished by the weeping of his relatives. But he said, Allah increases the punishment of a non-believer because of the weeping of his relatives." Aisha further added, "The Quran is sufficient for you (to clear up this point) as Allah has stated: 'No burdened soul will bear another's burden.' " (35.18). Ibn Abbas then said, "Only Allah makes one laugh or cry." Ibn Umar did not say anything after that.

Uthaman’s precious daughter died and the prophet of Hajj Allah mentioned to his followers that you aren’t even supposed to cry for your lost love ones!!! This is unbelievable, how can a dead person by tortured by the crying of his/her relative? This is saying that if you are a Muslim you will still be tortured because your relatives are human enough to cry for you!!! This is shown in the case of Umar’s stabbing. Note how in the earlier part of this Hadith Muhammad said that “The dead person is tortured by the crying of his relatives” but yet at the end Ibn Abbas tries to change it and then say that it only referred to unbelievers!! If this is the case then how come other Muslims were afraid of this as shown with Umar? Surely if they had known that this referred to unbelievers this matter would’ve never been brought up. However Muhammad mentioned about All dead people while Ibn Abbas said it didn’t refer to a believer. If Muhammad was so sure of this, surely he would’ve mentioned a believer but he didn’t which shows that all people will be tortured if their love ones cries about their death. This is insane!! But yet this is the god Muslims want us to follow. So much for Hajj Allah being merciful and compassionate.

Don’t speak badly about the Decease.

Volume 2, Book 23, Number 448:

     Narrated Anas bin Malik, :

A funeral procession passed and the people praised the deceased. The Prophet said, "It has been affirmed to him." Then another funeral procession passed and the people spoke badly of the deceased. The Prophet said, "It has been affirmed to him". 'Umar bin Al-Khattab asked (Allah's Apostle (p.b.u.h) ), "What has been affirmed?" He replied, "You praised this, so Paradise has been affirmed to him; and you spoke badly of this, so Hell has been affirmed to him. You people are Allah's witnesses on earth."

Based on the prophet of Hajj Allah, people have the power to send the deceased to heaven or hell!! Since this is true based on Islam then it doesn’t matter if you become a Muslim, just have your folks speak good of you after your death and don’t cry and you will go to heaven!!! What if someone falsely spoke bad of you when you died, they will send you to hell according to the prophet of Hajj Allah. What if you were a murder or a criminal? All you have to do is have your crime buddies speak good of you and you will go to heaven based on Muhammad’s inspired teachings from Hajj Allah. This takes the keys of heaven and hand out of God’s hands and places them into the mouth of uninspired men! Blasphemy!!! Yet you can go to heaven supposedly if you get yourself killed fighting for Hajj Allah. Read:

Volume 1, Book 2, Number 35:

     Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet said, "The person who participates in (Holy battles) in Allah's cause and nothing compels him to do so except belief in Allah and His Apostles, will be recompensed by Allah either with a reward, or booty (if he survives) or will be admitted to Paradise (if he is killed in the battle as a martyr). Had I not found it difficult for my followers, then I would not remain behind any sariya going for Jihad and I would have loved to be martyred in Allah's cause and then made alive, and then martyred and then made alive, and then again martyred in His cause."

This says it all folks the prophet of Hajj Allah wants you to fight your way into heaven. No wonder why our Muslim friends go through great lengths to bomb buildings, commit suicide acts as well as join terrorist groups in the name of Hajj Allah. Notice that you never see any Christian terrorist groups fighting in the name of Jesus. One shouldn’t think hard to wonder why. Muslims might claim that this isn’t true Islam, nonsense, Hajj Allah’s prophet sanctioned it so if they want to follow Hajj Allah’s great apostle they must drink camel urine, kill, be scared eclipse, never allow their kids to wet their pants, nor allow them to die and most of all don’t cry for their love ones!! Also they must fear if someone talks badly of them. One might ask, how can a guy come up with words like this? He was bewitched and bedeviled all his life. Read:

From the Hadith of Bukhari, Volume 7, # 660.
      
      Narrated Aisha:
      
Magic was worked on Allah's Apostle so that he used to think that he had sexual relations with his wives while he actually had not (Sufyan said: That is the hardest kind of magic as it has such an effect). Then one day he said, "O 'Aisha do you know that Allah has instructed me concerning the matter I asked Him about? Two men came to me and one of them sat near my head and the other sat near my feet. The one near my head asked the other. What is wrong with this man?' The latter replied the is under the effect of magic The first one asked, Who has worked magic on him?' The other replied Labid bin Al-A'sam, a man from Bani Zuraiq who was an ally of the Jews and was a hypocrite.' The first one asked, What material did he use)?' The other replied, 'A comb and the hair stuck to it.' The first one asked, 'Where (is that)?' The other replied. 'In a skin of pollen of a male date palm tree kept under a stone in the well of Dharwan' '' So the Prophet went to that well and took out those things and said "That was the well which was shown to me (in a dream) Its water looked like the infusion of Henna leaves and its date-palm trees looked like the heads of devils." The Prophet added, "Then that thing was taken out' I said (to the Prophet ) "Why do you not treat yourself with Nashra?" He said, "Allah has cured me; I dislike to let evil spread among my people." This Tradition is also found in Bukhari 4.490, 7.658, 7.660, 7.661, 8.89, 8:400.

If Muhammad thought he was having sex and he wasn’t, this means that he was off somewhere having sex with himself!!!  How can a hypocrite bewitch a prophet of God?  No wonder why the prophet of Hajj Allah said such stupid things. In light of this, what makes Muslims think that the Quran spoken by Muhammad was so perfect? Is this the light Muslims want us to follow? Well there is someone better, and his name is Jesus Christ, he is the way the truth and the light, and he won’t recommend that you drink camel urine either. Come to him and don’t be enslaved by the silly sayings of the prophet of Hajj Allah.

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